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Junk Science Update May 2020

  • Writer: Skye Cooley
    Skye Cooley
  • May 19, 2020
  • 1 min read

Study Design

Trash along the same 1.25 mile stretch of road is collected and drink containers tallied. Results are shown in the charts below.

April 2019 Results:

April 2019: The runaway winner, at 28% of the total count, was Sparks Blackberry, a flavored malt beverage with a very high alcohol content (8.0%). Honestly, I'd not heard of this stuff until now. Sparks Blackberry is a very specific beverage choice. I suspect one could ID the person doing the littering by simply walking into local convenience stores and asking the clerks, "Who buys a Sparks Blackberry here every day?"

There cannot be 3 people in the entire County that do so.

 

May 2020 Results:

May 2020: I've reduced the number of categories.

New winner: Cheap domestic beers (33%) edging out Sparks Black Cherry (23%).

Stay classy, my friends.

 

 
 
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